Bob Tattled

As if breaking my Alex Ovechkin bobble head wasn't enough today Bob tattled on me today, effectively turning our office into a pre-school. It was somewhat hard not to giggle when my boss came to talk to me, but I didn't think that would help my case too much so I had to lock it up a bit. I learned that my failure to answer my equitable share of phone calls as well as my inappropriate use of the Bobble head had led to a work environment that Bob cannot handle. Unfortunately I don't think this had the desired effect Bob wanted for 2 reasons. #1 He learned Bob broke my bobble head...immature too I know....but I thought he needed to be briefed on all the events that day involving Bob. #2 I was simply instructed not to talk to Bob so much right now until he calms down a bit.....giving Bob the "stink-eye" is enough to instigate a level 4 FREAKOUT....and doesn't require talking.

This has led me to a few conclusions....(yet another numbered list in this entry)

#1 Bob is a communist - he believes everyone in the office needs to answer the phone an equal number of times during the day. This ties into his frustration over the dish situation in the office (he believes we should all take turns doing all the dishes rather than each of us just doing our own as we use them) Bob, give my regards to Fidel!

#2 Bob is actually a cross between Dwight and Andy from "The Office." Earlier I thought there were just some parallels to Dwight, but the shocking display of violence I witnessed today made me think he may actually need anger management....much like Andy.

#3 Bob may need a stronger dose of Nicotine gum, clearly he's still a bit jumpy...or he could just go back to smoking two packs a day...that was nice because it got him out of the office every hour or so.

I'm suppose to sit down with Bob and the bossman sometime soon now...at least it will be good for another entry here and hopefully some more laughs!